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Sunday, July 5, 2009

Last Sarah Palin post

Believe me, Greg already told me this wasn't funny. I'm still posting it--'Smooth Criminal' has been stuck in my head since last week, so I might as well do something with it. Besides, Sarah Palin acts as if the 'drive-by media' are assaulting her.

As he came up to Alaska
It was a sound of “You Betcha”
He came to ask her questions
He left the ink stains on the obsession
She ran though she was unable
He could see she was unstable
So she ran all the more hard
And then hoist on her petard.

Sarah are you ok?
So Sarah are you ok
Are you ok Sarah
Sarah are you ok?
So Sarah are you ok
Are you ok Sarah
Sarah are you ok
So Sarah are you ok?
Are you ok Sarah?
Sarah are you ok?
So Sarah are you ok, are you ok Sarah?

(Sarah are you ok?)
(Will you tell us that you’re ok?)
(The line in your speech where)
(You say you were--”You Betcha" Sarah)
(He left ink-stains on the obsession)
(Then you ran hard)
(Hoist on your petard)

Sarah are you ok?
So Sarah are you ok?
Are you ok Sarah?
Sarah Are you ok?
So Annie are you ok?
Are you ok Sarah?
Sarah are you ok?
So Sarah are you ok?
Are you ok Sarah?
You’ve been struck by
You’ve been hit by the blog media

So they came in the back way
It’s the World Wide--not the moose-hide
Electronical inter-Net
How thin-skinned can you fucking get?

Sarah are you ok?
So Sarah are you ok?
Are you ok Sarah?
Sarah are you ok?
So Sarah are you ok?
Are you ok Sarah?
Sarah are you ok?
So Sarah are you ok?
Are you ok Sarah?
You’ve been struck by
You’ve been hit by the blog media
etc.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

ha!

Matt Osborne said...

I see we share an appreciation for doggerel and parody.

MM said...

Doggerel yes; parody never. Who do you think I am?

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